Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Oceanis just as violent as the first run of episodes that were released on Netflix back in December 2021. Limbs will explode, things will grow out of places that they shouldn’t, human waste gets thrown around and the list goes on.
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Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean, and the series as a whole, is notan anime seriesthat is right for every fan of the genre out there. The language is quite absurd as well. What are some of the oddest, funniest, and grossest lines said throughout this second part? Let’s go through these twelve episodes with full spoilers.
7“The Opposite Of Pork Is Salmon.”
This quote was said to FF by the lunch lady in the first episode of this second part. FF is going through the lunch line withher ally Jolyne, explaining how she is trying to choose the opposite foods as a change. Instead of coffee, she gets tea. Instead of bread, she gets rice.
When it comes to pork she is unsure what to do until the lunch lady chimes in with some wisdom. She calls pigs lazy while salmon are mighty as they swim upstream and don’t stop no matter what. When put like that, her reasoning makes sense and is funny too.
6“Try Calling For Help, Though I Bet The Only Ones Who’d Even Be Listening Are Just The Roaches And The Rats.”
This cold-hearted line was delivered by Ermes to Sports Maximum in the first episode. Long ago, he took the life of Ermes’ sister by throwing her into a sewer. Ermes has sought revenge on him for ages and finally tracked Sports Maximum down to this prison.
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She cracked open a pipe in the sewer line, threw him in, and then used her Stand to both seal and crush him in an instant. It’s a brutal scene with a well-delivered line but unfortunately for Ermes, Sports Maximum was givena Stand poweras well.
5“Holy Crap What’s Happening, That Is Sh*t Coming Right Out Of Thin Air.”
Not every line of dialogue in Stone Ocean is going to sound poetic. Sometimes the out-of-place outbursts can be funny in an awkward way. This scene is a great example from the second episode wherein a random lady of the night starts to see sewage pop up out of thin air.
This starts to happen when Sports Maximum tries to inject himself with drugs only to cause an eruption of sewage to pour out of him. Realizing he is both dead and invisible, he turns to this lady of the night and starts to feed on her like a brain-hungry zombie.
4“But I’m Suddenly Aware This Headlock Leaves Part Of Me Unguarded And I Can’t Believe I’m About To Tell You What It Is.”
This line was called out by Westwood, a prison guard, while he was trying to subdue Jolyne in the fourth episode. It might as well be the tagline of thisentire anime series. There is no reason the heroes or the villains should explain what their Stand powers are.
If they kept their mouths shut, rivals would not be able to figure out ways to escape. After this, Westwood goes on to explain that his junk is left in the open for Jolyne to attack and to no one’s surprise she does just that.
3“All Around The World There’s A Finger That Says F You.”
Westwood was a tough opponent but unfortunately, more Stand users pop out of the woodwork to take Jolyne on without giving her a break. Her next opponent is Kenzou, a feng shui master that uses directional magnetism to attack his opponents. Even though she is beaten up, Jolyne faces Kenzou with no fear.
She even cracks out this line as she gives him the bird in American, French, Japanese, and Italian styles. After this scene in episode five, there should be no doubt in any fan’s mind that Jolyne is indeed thedaughter of Jotaro.
This series hasnever been an anime that has pulled its punches. There are weird things around every corner but the second part ofStone Oceanmay take the cake on the gross-out level. After Kenzou is dealt with, FF, Jolyne, and Anastasia give chase to an inmate who stole Dio’s bone in episode seven.
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Eventually, this random prisoner starts to grow tree limbs and flowers from every pore in his body before eventually exploding. It was a sight that was even too much for FF and they had done some pretty heinous things to opponents in the past too.
1“I’ve Never Been More Resolved Than This.”
Jolyne is without a doubt the MVP of part two ofStone Ocean. She has the most fights and has some killer lines as well. This is one of the last things she says in the finale to Emporio and Ermes. She is resolved in the idea that they are going to break out of prison, restore Jotaro’s memories, andstop Father Puccifrom whatever evil he is cooking up.
Jolyne also knows she has to avenge FF who gave their life for the cause. It’s hard to know when the next part of this anime will come out on Netflix but at least this chapter ends on a hopeful note with this inspiring quote.
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